Articles Index/Humor
Posted 06/17/10
"When a man's best friend is
his dog, that dog has a problem."
Edward Abbey
"Dogs feel very strongly that
they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise
for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Robert Benchley
"Whoever said you can't buy
happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill
"Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers
"The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person."
Andrew Rooney
"I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
August Strindberg
"If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons."
James Thurber
"There is no psychiatrist in
the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams
"In dog years, I'm dead."
Unknown
ANTIC, March, 2010
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